About the Haus
About RoastHaus
RoastHaus turns interior-design anxiety into something worth sharing. Upload a room photo and our AI delivers a sharp, funny roast aimed squarely at the décor—not the person who lives there.
The joke is only half the idea. When you are ready to move from humiliation to improvement, you can unlock an AI redesign with practical direction and relevant décor suggestions.
We are building for first apartments, dorm rooms, shared spaces, and every corner that has been carefully kept outside the camera frame.
Think your room can take it?
Give RoastHaus one photo. We will provide the intervention.